With Autumn coming up in the Northern Hemisphere it’s time for new television shows in many parts of the world. If there was a Sikh television channel with reality shows, here are some possible popular new shows…
1. Big Brother Amritsar
Ten gursikhs from ten different jathebandis live together in one house and have to do paath and simran together everyday.
2. Raagi Idol
Raagi Jathas from around the world compete for the top spot.
3. Top Sant
Who’s the real brahm gyani? 200 sants compete to be the real 108.
4. Gurdwara Committee Apprentice
A gurdwara president wields his power by firing everyone else.
5. Help, I’m Married to a Patit!
An amritdhari guy realizes his wife cuts her hair and helps her on her path to gursikhi.
6. Rishta Bachelor
A gursikh boy’s parents travel the world interviewing prospective rishtas.
7. The Amazing Race – Sikh edition
Sikhs run for their lives from the Indian government agents
8. Langar Wars
Langarees from 10 different gurdwaras compete for the affection of the sangat.
9. Extreme Makeover – Gurdwara edition
Kaar seva babas remodel Gurdwaras to win the top prize
10. Who’s the real Jathedar?
Sikhs compete to win the affection of Parkash Badal with ever more corrupt acts to become the top Jathedar.